you can have your boats and hoes, ill be over here with my yachts and thots
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
(Source: anondracomalfoy, via spicy-vagina-tacos)
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
(Source: preys, via perks-of-being-chinese)
When people take your side in the argument
(Source: izukos, via pizza)
getting a bad score on a test you were sure you were gonna do well on
"can i borrow a pencil?"
(Source: rnicrophone, via pizza)
when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time