spork:

you can have your boats and hoes, ill be over here with my yachts and thots

(via lubricates)

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(Source: preys, via perks-of-being-chinese)

clestroying:

When people take your side in the argument

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(via lubricates)

irobon:

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(Source: izukos, via pizza)

clestroying:

getting a bad score on a test you were sure you were gonna do well on

(via lubricates)

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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(Source: rnicrophone, via pizza)

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

(via lubricates)

dulect:

greeting your relatives

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(via pizza)