resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu, via orgasm)

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

(via pizza)

cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

(Source: cumfort, via orgasm)

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

(via pizza)

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via lubricates)

owlmylove:

being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????

(via orgasm)