what if websites had closing hours
(Source: pokabu, via orgasm)
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again
(Source: cumfort, via orgasm)
Is it too late to try to be myspace famous
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????